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I bought my wife some lingerie in a size 20.

She said, "Are you taking the mick with the size?"

"No," I said. "It's meant to be tight!"

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Sun Jun 07, 2020 9:29 pm
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

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Mon Jun 08, 2020 12:25 pm
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The world paper tearing champion has died...

RIP!

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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Fri Jun 12, 2020 12:32 pm
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I was interviewed by West Midlands Police last night.

They asked me loads of questions but I kept saying "No comment".

Needless to say....





....I didn't get the job

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The shop near me is selling a plant-based alterative to vapes...

Cigarettes.

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Fri Apr 14, 2023 11:14 am
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