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| Author: | Shizara [ Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Merry Christmas !!! |
To help you out with a few strange words: Glossary: Land of Oz - Australia Kiwi - Native bird unique to NZ - ordinarily unable to fly Hangi - Traditionally cooked in the ground on heated river stones (Maori) All Blacks - NZ rugby team SANTA's COMING SOON!! The jolly old man, all dressed in red; from the North Pole he will fly His reindeer now in perfect form to traverse across the sky. The lands from down and very under; 'neath starry skies they wait The much awaited yearly visit, from their dear old northern mate. When he reaches the Land of Oz there's a very beaky scout He's there to lead the reindeer; he carries a lot of clout. Good heavens, did you see that? It's a Kiwi up ahead! Flying in front of the reindeer; pulling the sleigh with the man in red! A "Ho! Ho!" sounds across the skies from the jolly old man of fun The Kiwi flies to the Southern Cross; to the land of the rising sun. Summer time is the season; of the southern hemisphere And Santa sure begins to feel, the heat as he's drawing near. A mighty cheer meets his covered ears; it's mums and dads below They have had their full of Christmas "cheer" and the booze is running low. The hangi; it went down a treat; the All Blacks did the haka They wave to our scout Kiwi; who provided the magic marker. Santa lands the sleigh upon a roof; a roof of corrugated tin Unlike a roof in a northern house; it makes an almighty din. He delivers the children's presents; made by the elves at the Pole Then partakes of the "cheer" from a bottle of beer; he's a merry, merry, merry old soul! By the time he calls at the very last house his "cheer"; it runneth over With his cheeks bright pink and his nose aglow; he's northbound now, moreover. Having left his scout called Kiwi in the land of the rising sun He completes his yearly mission; in the northern hemisphere run. Next time you see old Santa, think of the miles he flies From the North Pole to the South Pole; and home before the sun does rise. He doesn't have a union; to bargain his long night hours Nor pesky local councils; ticketing the sleigh; those excessive powers. All is done in the name of love; to impart some Christmas joy Nothing to do with politics or some conspiracy ploy. Santa wants you to enjoy your Christmas; the Kiwi scout does too A Merry Merry Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you! Shizara |
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