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| Author: | margaret [ Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:12 am ] | ||
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| Author: | rebbonk [ Tue Mar 24, 2020 12:05 pm ] |
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When I was baptised, the vicar wore a fake moustache... It was a blessing in disguise! |
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| Author: | margaret [ Fri Jun 19, 2020 1:27 pm ] |
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Patient: Doctor, my head's turning into a strawberry. Doctor: Here's some cream to put on it. 
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| Author: | margaret [ Fri Jun 19, 2020 1:29 pm ] |
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Why did J. S. Bach have so many children? He had no stops on his organ. 
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| Author: | rebbonk [ Fri Jun 19, 2020 10:52 pm ] |
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I've just started a book about anti-gravity... I can't put it down! |
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| Author: | Shizara [ Fri Jun 26, 2020 12:14 pm ] |
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What is blue and goes ... Ding dong! The Avon lady in the North Pole. |
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| Author: | rebbonk [ Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:11 pm ] |
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"Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." |
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| Author: | Shizara [ Sat Jun 27, 2020 1:59 pm ] |
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Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates. |
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| Author: | rebbonk [ Sat Jun 27, 2020 3:53 pm ] |
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I hope nothing goes wrong with government plans because I'm banking on pubs re-opening on July 4th. Inn dependence day. |
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| Author: | Shizara [ Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:35 pm ] |
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Swimming pools will reopen on the 4th of July.... Due to continuing social distancing rules there will be no water in lanes 1, 3 and 5. |
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| Author: | rebbonk [ Sat Jun 27, 2020 9:20 pm ] |
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I've been having real problems with nuisance phone calls lately. The most common one seems to be: "You said you'd be home from the pub three bl**dy hours ago!" |
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| Author: | Shizara [ Wed Jul 01, 2020 11:21 am ] |
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My car broke down so I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine. He said “Hello Sir, you are a handsome man and very nicely dressed too". I could see the problem... Bat flattery. |
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| Author: | rebbonk [ Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:58 pm ] |
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I've got summer teeth... Summer there, summer missing! |
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| Author: | margaret [ Mon Aug 09, 2021 1:30 pm ] |
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Frazer: Captain Mainwaring. Did, did ye ever hear the story of the old, empty barn? Mainwaring: No. Frazer: Would you like to hear the story of the old, empty barn? Mainwaring: Um. Yes, yes, ehh yes, it might put us in a good mood before we go to sleep. Pay attention everybody. Private Frazer is going to tell us the story of the old empty barn. Carry on Frazer. Frazer: Right. The story of the old, empty barn. Well. There was nothing in it. 
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| Author: | rebbonk [ Mon Aug 09, 2021 8:17 pm ] |
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If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay. |
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