We'll sit here quietly in the dark
Switching on could make a spark

My gosh, what can I hear?
Oh heck, I'm feeling quite queer.

The room is slowly starting to move
And I feel like I'm glued; stuck in a groove

The room spins round and round,
I'm sure I'll hit it on the ground

Oh dear, oh dear, pass me a cup,
I think my breakfast's coming up.

You know I really feel quite queer
I wonder, was it last night's beer?

What's that sound I hear afar,
I'll keep my foot in the door ajar,
Closer, and faster like a comet so bright
I, agape and freeze with fright..

It disappears , and all is quiet.
My imagination's running riot

Can someone wake me up quick fast?
How much longer can this last!

I'll sit quite still, try not to scream,
I think that cheese has made me dream

Oh crumbs, get the bucket and quick
I think I'm going to be sick

Now, sit quite still and do not stress ,
We really dont want any mess

Oh b*gger it's too late
I'm really in quite a state

Suddenly the lamp went on
Where has what ran suddenly gone?

I bet it's gone under my bed
I can't look down, ooh my head

There it goes! Over there!
Or did it hide by the teddy bear!