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rebbonk
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 Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 1:27 pm
Are you feeling lucky?  Are you feeling lucky?
[img]https://i.ibb.co/x65qnBJ/feeling-lucky.jpg[/img]
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margaret
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:18 am
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margaret
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:17 am
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rebbonk
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 8:17 pm
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay.
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margaret
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 1:30 pm
Frazer:
Captain Mainwaring. Did, did ye ever hear the story of the old, empty barn?
Mainwaring:
No.
Frazer:
Would you like to hear the story of the old, empty barn?
Mainwaring:
Um. Yes, yes, ehh yes, it might put us in a good mood before we go to sleep. Pay attention everybody. Private Frazer is going to tell us the story of the old empty barn. Carry on Frazer.
Frazer:
Right. The story of the old, empty barn. Well. There was nothing in it.
 Frazer:
Captain Mainwaring. Did, did ye ever hear the story of the old, empty barn?
Mainwaring:
No.
Frazer:
Would you like to hear the story of the old, empty barn?
Mainwaring:
Um. Yes, yes, ehh yes, it might put us in a good mood before we go to sleep. Pay attention everybody. Private Frazer is going to tell us the story of the old empty barn. Carry on Frazer.
Frazer:
Right. The story of the old, empty barn. Well. There was nothing in it.
:D
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rebbonk
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:58 pm
I've got summer teeth...
Summer there, summer missing!
I've got summer teeth...
Summer there, summer missing!
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Shizara
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 11:21 am
My car broke down so I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine.
He said “Hello Sir, you are a handsome man and very nicely dressed too".
I could see the problem...
Bat flattery.
My car broke down so I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine.
He said “Hello Sir, you are a handsome man and very nicely dressed too".
I could see the problem...
Bat flattery.
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rebbonk
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2020 9:20 pm
I've been having real problems with nuisance phone calls lately.
The most common one seems to be: "You said you'd be home from the pub three bl**dy hours ago!"
I've been having real problems with nuisance phone calls lately.
The most common one seems to be: "You said you'd be home from the pub three bl**dy hours ago!"
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Shizara
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:35 pm
Swimming pools will reopen on the 4th of July....
Due to continuing social distancing rules there will be no water in lanes 1, 3 and 5.
Swimming pools will reopen on the 4th of July....
Due to continuing social distancing rules there will be no water in lanes 1, 3 and 5.
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rebbonk
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2020 3:53 pm
I hope nothing goes wrong with government plans because I'm banking on pubs re-opening on July 4th.
Inn dependence day.
I hope nothing goes wrong with government plans because I'm banking on pubs re-opening on July 4th.
Inn dependence day.
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Shizara
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2020 1:59 pm
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates.
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rebbonk
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:11 pm
"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."
"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."
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Shizara
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2020 12:14 pm
What is blue and goes ... Ding dong!
The Avon lady in the North Pole.
What is blue and goes ... Ding dong!
The Avon lady in the North Pole.
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rebbonk
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 10:52 pm
I've just started a book about anti-gravity...
I can't put it down!
I've just started a book about anti-gravity...
I can't put it down!
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margaret
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 1:29 pm
Why did J. S. Bach have so many children? He had no stops on his organ.  Why did J. S. Bach have so many children?
He had no stops on his organ.
:o
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margaret
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 1:27 pm
Patient: Doctor, my head's turning into a strawberry. Doctor: Here's some cream to put on it.  Patient: Doctor, my head's turning into a strawberry.
Doctor: Here's some cream to put on it.
:cool:
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