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rebbonk
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 Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 11:14 am
The shop near me is selling a plant-based alterative to vapes...
Cigarettes.
The shop near me is selling a plant-based alterative to vapes...
Cigarettes.
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margaret
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 10:35 am
[img]http://www.warwickshireonline.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=358&d=1681468523[/img]
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rebbonk
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2020 2:09 pm
I was interviewed by West Midlands Police last night.
They asked me loads of questions but I kept saying "No comment".
Needless to say....
....I didn't get the job
I was interviewed by West Midlands Police last night.
They asked me loads of questions but I kept saying "No comment".
Needless to say....
....I didn't get the job
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Shizara
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2020 12:32 pm
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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rebbonk
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 4:05 pm
The world paper tearing champion has died...
RIP!
The world paper tearing champion has died...
RIP!
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Shizara
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 12:25 pm
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
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rebbonk
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2020 9:29 pm
I bought my wife some lingerie in a size 20.
She said, "Are you taking the mick with the size?"
"No," I said. "It's meant to be tight!"
I bought my wife some lingerie in a size 20.
She said, "Are you taking the mick with the size?"
"No," I said. "It's meant to be tight!"
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Lex
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2020 9:19 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For some fowl reason.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For some fowl reason.
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Shizara
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2020 9:57 pm
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
To get to the other side but, why did the chicken cross the road?
It was the rabbit's day off.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
To get to the other side but, why did the chicken cross the road?
It was the rabbit's day off.
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rebbonk
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2020 2:46 pm
What has 400 legs and only 6 teeth?
The queue outside Asda in Newport this morning
What has 400 legs and only 6 teeth?
The queue outside Asda in Newport this morning
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Shizara
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2020 9:21 am
What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
Put on your hat and coat, the doctor's taking us out.
What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
Put on your hat and coat, the doctor's taking us out.
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rebbonk
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 12:10 pm
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails.
When the police show up, they ask him what happened.
The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails.
When the police show up, they ask him what happened.
The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
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rebbonk
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 9:26 pm
My blonde wife and I got into an argument because I accused her of being stupid.
Eventually, she jumped up out of her seat and yelled, "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't walk out of that door!"
I replied, "The plane hasn't landed yet."
My blonde wife and I got into an argument because I accused her of being stupid.
Eventually, she jumped up out of her seat and yelled, "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't walk out of that door!"
I replied, "The plane hasn't landed yet."
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margaret
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 4:19 pm
Here's one on the back of the Bran cereal packet. Fun Fact.
Did you know....
Astronauts from Apollo 11 ate cereal in space .
It was mixed with fruit and packed into cubes but couldn't be eaten with milk
in case it floated out of the bowl!
Sound crazy!
Here's one on the back of the Bran cereal packet. Fun Fact.
Did you know....
Astronauts from Apollo 11 ate cereal in space .
It was mixed with fruit and packed into cubes but couldn't be eaten with milk
in case it floated out of the bowl!
Sound crazy!
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Lex
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 3:55 pm
I used to work in shoe recycling.
It was sole destroying.
I used to work in shoe recycling.
It was sole destroying.
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rebbonk
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Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:49 pm
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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