If you knew just how many police were available overnight, you'd be horrified.

I always said that if I wanted to make a night robbery in any of the shires, I'd set up a diversion at the opposite end of the shire and I'd have at least 30 minutes to get on with my naughtiness.

In my experience, denials like this mean that a deal is being done on the quiet: [url]http://www.stratford-herald.com/82170-stratford-police-station-will-not-sold.html[/url]

Frankly, I don't know why Stratford has a police station anyway; hardly any police are seen during the day, and none at all after 5pm, and anyone who's arrested is carted of to Leamington.