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Stay at home days.
Silly jokes to brighten your day.
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Stay at home days.
Last edited by margaret; 24-03-2020 at 07:15 AM.
“I doubt sometimes whether a quiet and unagitated life would have suited me - yet I sometimes long for it.”
- Lord Byron.
When I was baptised, the vicar wore a fake moustache...
It was a blessing in disguise!
Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.
Patient: Doctor, my head's turning into a strawberry.
Doctor: Here's some cream to put on it.
“I doubt sometimes whether a quiet and unagitated life would have suited me - yet I sometimes long for it.”
- Lord Byron.
Why did J. S. Bach have so many children?
He had no stops on his organ.
“I doubt sometimes whether a quiet and unagitated life would have suited me - yet I sometimes long for it.”
- Lord Byron.
I've just started a book about anti-gravity...
I can't put it down!
Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.
What is blue and goes ... Ding dong!
The Avon lady in the North Pole.
Cool
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