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    What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

    A wonky.

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    What do you call a man with no arms in a pool?

    Bob
    Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.

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    2 parrots on a perch.

    1 says: 'Can you smell fish?'

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    There's two fish in a tank.

    One turns to the other and says 'You man the guns, I'll drive'.
    Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.

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    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    A fsh.
    Last edited by Lex; 15-01-2020 at 05:45 PM.

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    My mate David has lost his ID

    I'll just call him Dav
    Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.

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