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    What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

    A wonky.

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    What do you call a man with no arms in a pool?

    Bob

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    2 parrots on a perch.

    1 says: 'Can you smell fish?'

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    There's two fish in a tank.

    One turns to the other and says 'You man the guns, I'll drive'.

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    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    A fsh.
    Last edited by Lex; 15-01-2020 at 04:45 PM.

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    My mate David has lost his ID

    I'll just call him Dav

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    Text Shorthand For Mature Members

    ATD - At the Doctors
    BTW - Bring the wheelchair
    BYOT - Bring your own teeth
    FWIW - Forgot where I was
    IMHO - Is my hearing aid on?
    GGPBL - Gotta go, pacemaker battery low
    ROFLACGU - Rolling on floor laughing and can't get up
    TTYL - Talk to you louder

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    No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

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