What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonky.
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What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonky.
What do you call a man with no arms in a pool?
Bob
Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.
2 parrots on a perch.
1 says: 'Can you smell fish?'
There's two fish in a tank.
One turns to the other and says 'You man the guns, I'll drive'.
Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
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My mate David has lost his ID
I'll just call him Dav
Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.
Text Shorthand For Mature Members
ATD - At the Doctors
BTW - Bring the wheelchair
BYOT - Bring your own teeth
FWIW - Forgot where I was
IMHO - Is my hearing aid on?
GGPBL - Gotta go, pacemaker battery low
ROFLACGU - Rolling on floor laughing and can't get up
TTYL - Talk to you louder
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.
I used to work in shoe recycling.
It was sole destroying.
Here's one on the back of the Bran cereal packet. Fun Fact.
Did you know....
Astronauts from Apollo 11 ate cereal in space .
It was mixed with fruit and packed into cubes but couldn't be eaten with milk
in case it floated out of the bowl!
Sound crazy!
“I doubt sometimes whether a quiet and unagitated life would have suited me - yet I sometimes long for it.”
- Lord Byron.
My blonde wife and I got into an argument because I accused her of being stupid.
Eventually, she jumped up out of her seat and yelled, "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't walk out of that door!"
I replied, "The plane hasn't landed yet."
Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails.
When the police show up, they ask him what happened.
The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.
What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
Put on your hat and coat, the doctor's taking us out.
Cool
What has 400 legs and only 6 teeth?
The queue outside Asda in Newport this morning
Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
To get to the other side but, why did the chicken cross the road?
It was the rabbit's day off.
Cool
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For some fowl reason.
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