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    I bought my wife some lingerie in a size 20.

    She said, "Are you taking the mick with the size?"

    "No," I said. "It's meant to be tight!"
    Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.

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    What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

    A can’t opener!
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    The world paper tearing champion has died...

    RIP!
    Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.

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    What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

    An irrelephant.
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    I was interviewed by West Midlands Police last night.

    They asked me loads of questions but I kept saying "No comment".

    Needless to say....





    ....I didn't get the job
    Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.

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    I doubt sometimes whether a quiet and unagitated life would have suited me - yet I sometimes long for it.

    - Lord Byron.

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    The shop near me is selling a plant-based alterative to vapes...

    Cigarettes.
    Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.

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