I bought my wife some lingerie in a size 20.
She said, "Are you taking the mick with the size?"
"No," I said. "It's meant to be tight!"
I bought my wife some lingerie in a size 20.
She said, "Are you taking the mick with the size?"
"No," I said. "It's meant to be tight!"
Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
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The world paper tearing champion has died...
RIP!
Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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I was interviewed by West Midlands Police last night.
They asked me loads of questions but I kept saying "No comment".
Needless to say....
....I didn't get the job
Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.
Last edited by margaret; 14-04-2023 at 02:03 PM.
“I doubt sometimes whether a quiet and unagitated life would have suited me - yet I sometimes long for it.”
- Lord Byron.
The shop near me is selling a plant-based alterative to vapes...
Cigarettes.
Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.
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