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    Last edited by Margaret; 04-05-2015 at 08:47 AM.

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    Fantastic Margaret!

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    What a beautiful trusting little owl.

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    Poem – Dr SeUSSKip Says..
























    I do not like him on a train,
    Or on a bus, or an aeroplane,
    Or in a car, or on a barge
    I do not like Nigel Farage.

    I do not like his hair or eyes
    I do not like his shape or size
    I do not like his pints or fags
    The points he makes, his finger wags
    His supporters, or his entourage
    And I do not like Nigel Farage.

    I do not like him in debates, or in the pub
    Or with his mates
    For him, my glass, I’ll never charge
    As I do not like him,
    That Farage.

    I do not like his ruse, his mission
    To schmooze his way to a Coalition
    I do not like his crude ambition
    I do not like the guy’s skewed vision
    I don’t like his yellow and purple rosettes
    Or the bellowing manifestos he sets
    Like the worst excesses of the British Raj
    Three guesses who I don’t like?
    Yup, Farage.

    He may well be an Em Ee Pee,
    But he sure does not represent me
    I do not like him when he talks
    Or smiles, or sits, or stands or walks
    I do not like his jokey bantz,
    I do not like his blokey rants
    I would not, could not, watch him dance
    And I would not like him in his pants
    I do not want the things he wants
    I’ve never liked him, not even once
    So, just to be clear, it’s here
    Writ large:
    I DO NOT LIKE NIGEL FARAGE.

    To UKIP – Boo!,
    No Hip Hoorays
    It just won’t do, the things he says
    I do not like him on TV
    His comments about HIV
    On immigration, he will always be
    Derogatory, Inflammatory
    Damnatory, Incendiary
    If he grew a beard, I’m sure we’d see,
    A new style called, ‘The ‘Scapegoatee’.
    So I’d rather have the SNP
    Or The Greens
    Or Plaid Cymru
    Or Labour, though it somewhat bugs
    To think about their ugly mugs
    Which were like some kinda bad taste homage
    To, (I don’t like him)
    Nige (Farage).

    For his scare-mongering, I don’t care
    Or, as the French say –
    Au Contraire
    I do not like his Xenophobia
    Or his, ‘There’s too many coming over here’
    I don’t like him on land, or sea
    I don’t like him in my country
    In Africa, Spain or Poland, or,
    In Essex, Kent, or at my door
    I would not like him in a Holiday Inn
    Or a Travelodge, or a Wheelie-Bin
    At the Taj Mahal, or up The Shard
    To think of any situation I’d like him in,
    Would be quite hard.

    I do not like his photograph
    With the fake Mohican, don’t make me laugh
    And I would not like his portrait, nor
    A statue of him. And what’s more,
    If Matisse had done him, as a stunning collage
    I would still not like Nigel Farage

    I do not like him in the sun
    I do not like him in the rain
    I do not like what’s in his heart
    I do not like what’s in his brain
    I do not like him here or there,
    I do not like him anywhere.
    I wouldn’t have liked him in days of yore
    And I won’t like him for evermore
    If that’s a crime,
    Then arrest me, Sarge
    ‘Cause I’ll never like
    Nigel Farage

    I do not, can not, like the man
    And so, for that fact,
    Glad, I am

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    Last edited by Margaret; 10-05-2015 at 08:51 PM.

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    LOL... Am a fan of Doctor Seuss... Margaret this is not only funny to read but it's brilliant!
    Cool

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