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    A driver went to a police station in an uninsured Lamborghini to pick up another uninsured car that was taken off him earlier: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...ester-48871096

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    Bit like this muppet...

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    Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.

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    Ah, the beauty of red cars.

    Often these polish up quite well
    Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.

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    the old joke comes true...

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    Well, this tickled me...

    Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.

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    Nothing like leading by example.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lex View Post
    Nothing like leading by example.
    And that was nothing like leading by example.

    It wouldn't be so bad if the muppet had held his hands up, but his arrogance is going to get him. He believes his own PR.
    Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.

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    I have a feeling that Boris is reluctant to let him go, as he's the ideas man behind the PM's 'strong' leadership of the country.

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    He knows where the bodies are buried
    Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.

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    She quoted Christ saying, '' my people perish for the lack of knowledge''.

    Well isn't she showing herself up as a prime example of 'lack of knowledge' and sharing her hair-brained crap with other gormless people.
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    - Lord Byron.

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    Well, that made me smile.
    Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.

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    Business names rejected by Companies House: https://www.coventrytelegraph.net/ne...ected-21517142

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    I saw a few of those back in the 90s. Good humour doesn't date.
    Of course it'll fit, you just need a bigger hammer.

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