How about a poem game

[Mari]

When yea get back, I'll cook yer favourite meal,
Tatties & Swede, with Haggis and veal.

[cathidaw]

She gave him a kiss on the side of his face,
Then boxed his ears saying 'just in case.

[rebbonk]

At the station he was asked what he'd done
He started crying, "it was only in fun"

[Mari]

Now listen young lad, better clean up your act,
Bricking a window ain't fun, that is a fact!

[rebbonk]

"I'm sorry it was only a small pane,
I promise I'll not do it again"

[cathidaw]

The cop said 'A promise means not what you think'
Carry on like this and you'll end up in clink.

[rebbonk]

"Right, now we'll let you go,
but first, you cough up some dough"

[Shizara]

He turned out his pockets "I haven't a penny"
"Hmm" said the policeman "I'll call Sergeant O'Kenny"

[cathidaw]

O'Kenny came and told the lad
'Get off home and ask your dad'

[rebbonk]

"I'm sorry," he said "that just can't be done
me dad ran away, I live with me mum."

[Shizara]

With a change of heart O'Kenny thought up a plan
Put the lad to work with the gardener man.

[cathidaw]

With sergeant O'Kenny's change of heart,
I think a new poem we should start.

[rebbonk]

NEW GAME

I don't know what it was, or where it went
but I don't believe it was heaven sent

[cathidaw]

It was bright green - or was it blue?
A shade of yellow, or purple hue?

[rebbonk]

It could have been British, I'm still not quite certain
But I'm sure I saw it run up the curtain

[Shizara]

Then it disappeared, so fast; out of sight
Oh dear, has it gone into the tall, standing light?