Golf.

[jobee]

Golf It’s Easy.


I cleaned and washed my ball last night,
I hope and pray for accurate flight,
My bag is spotless my clubs are clean,
Today I’m going to realise a dream.

At the crack of dawn I raise my head,
Checking to see the missus aint fled,
Sparrows atwitter and taking the Mick,
Today that golf course I’m gonna lick.

On the first tee I step up with pride,
I know it all, there's no need to hide,
I’ve got it this time that’s for sure,
Right arm close get some draw.

A quick look round to see there all here,
Today's the day I'll make that clear,
Just swing away and let it flow,
Zing ball zing like arrow from bow.

When I look down the balls still there,
My club head met with nothing but air,
The boys stay strait faced, eyes aglow,
Well, well, well , the lords Mayors show.

This clubs bent I swear for sure!
I aint buying Ping no more!
You carry on lads its going to rain,
My old back aches started again.

jb © 2003

[optrex]

Much as I've tried, I am just a complete failure at golf

[jobee]

Originally Posted by optrex

Much as I've tried, I am just a complete failure at golf

I'm a little better now it took me ages to distinguish between 'hit' and
swing/stroke the latter is whats needed plus relaxation.