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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Golf It’s Easy.
I cleaned and washed my ball last night, I hope and pray for accurate flight, My bag is spotless my clubs are clean, Today I’m going to realise a dream. At the crack of dawn I raise my head, Checking to see the missus aint fled, Sparrows atwitter and taking the Mick, Today that golf course I’m gonna lick. On the first tee I step up with pride, I know it all, there's no need to hide, I’ve got it this time that’s for sure, Right arm close get some draw. A quick look round to see there all here, Today's the day I'll make that clear, Just swing away and let it flow, Zing ball zing like arrow from bow. When I look down the balls still there, My club head met with nothing but air, The boys stay strait faced, eyes aglow, Well, well, well , the lords Mayors show. This clubs bent I swear for sure! I aint buying Ping no more! You carry on lads its going to rain, My old back aches started again. jb © 2003 |
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Much as I've tried, I am just a complete failure at golf
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