Waiter, Waiter jokes.

[cathidaw]

Anyone know any waiter,waiter jokes?
Starting off:

"Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
Waiter, peering. "Don't know sir- looks like the breast stroke to me".

[Shizara]

"Waiter, this coffee is way too strong!"

Don't complain, sir. You may be old and weak yourself some day.