I have three relatives that live in bedworth, all are fat, two of which are fat because they eat cakes and junk food. They don't just go to Tesco and buy one cake, they buy a double pack or even a four pack each. Then theres the other who's just fat cos she is.
You've seen that smokers add where the children do as mum does, well that applies here too.
The children are now pushin max density, two spaces on the bus seat jobies.
Nuneaton and Bedworth are the Poorest, Atherstone can't be far behind, Nuneaton and bedworth are the fattest, Atherstone has the ugliest! Nowhere in else in this country can I walk down the main street on a busy shopping day and not think phwoar she gorgeous, I'd give her the benefit of my experience. In the nicest possible way of course. This rarely happens in Atherstone and when it does it's usually someone with a brummy accent. Atherstone needs tallent, I've tried to get Tamworth to send some over but they escape back again they feel they're being stared at by the men in a way that a ex con that's just done 20yrs stares at the first woman he sees. Who can blame them, the sight of a fine beautiful, slim good looking girl that looks after her appearance, mmm, better than cake.
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