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Originally Posted by locster
I believe the received wisdom on this subject is that we (that is, no-mans-land blokes) huddle together in groups in real ale pubs. It's in our genes.
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We are doomed to wander round supermarkets with baskets instead of trolleys, with the occasional trip to the pub when our married mates are allowed out once in a blue moon. Most women we meet will have 2 kids and the firm conviction that all men are ******s just because they happened to marry one who was.
We will pay more tax than anyone else because politicians like giving tax breaks to 'families'.
We have to have lodgers because there's no way a single person could buy a house round here, and then people look at you funny cos, you don't own your own home.
Still, not having to go 'shopping' and wearing boots indoors, watching films with spaceships and explosions, and not having to put up shelves on Sundays for no apparent reason makes up for most of that....
Anyway, you kids be careful out there....
