Now man nor dog will make the bed
But we'll go and catch your tea instead
We'll put up shelves to house your books
And compliment your youthful looks
Now dust and mess may mark our route
and we might have mud on paw and boot
But we are simple, honest fair
And will protect from postmen and bear!
A life without would much less
so don't complain about our mess
Just pat our heads, and feed us snacks
To keep us happy and on the right tracks...
