Hi Shizara!
Very good angel!
I know that you don't know me and that we've never met,
But
I'd take the whole menagerie over to see the vet.
Feckless and fickle they seem to be and so ungrateful too,
You only have to turn your back and they'll run all over you.
So next time they leave little gifts right beside your bed,
Why not get rid of the critters and get a man instead?!
I can't say if he'll be house-trained, not lie upon the couch,
Or guarantee his loyalty - that he won't turn out a grouch.
I don't know if he will groom himself as often as he should,
Whether he'll work hard for you or turn out to be no good.
Now I'm having second thoughts - would we want all that?
No, my dear, on reflection, I'd say just keep the cat!
Sorry guys
- I'm not a man-hater honestly!