Should we take a collection to buy you a set of zimmer frames? One is of no value because if, as a grumpy old man, your memory starts to fade you might forget where you left your zimmer... so best have one in every room. As for "..any erm, medical knowledge." Not as such but suggest cream for the piles. It mightn't help the piles much but our "friendly" drug companies will get richer ;-)
I'm relatively boring when it comes to formal education, however am well educated in the School of Life where no one ever graduates. I am a deep thinker, write poetry and have a sense of humour that has few boundaries.
I work onboard trains often starting and finishing at stupid o'clock so the bodyclock has no idea whether it is yesterday, today or tomorrow sometimes. Train numbers are only relevant to me on the set I am working on to apply to my paperwork.....
"The next train to depart from Platform 9 3/4 is the Hogwart's Express. Please watch the gap between reality and Platform 9 3/4 when crossing the divide....
I don't have a real specialty as such with regard to work. If you are on my train I can give you some information pertaining to the journey and provide some assistance, depending on it's nature. Ticket selling and connecting times are for the person in charge of the train.
........How old did you say you were in a fortnight? - Just think of it as that many years of experience and knowledge of life that, given the right situation, you could share with others.
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