Eeek.
That's scary. So between us we have the potential for a router to turn into a green frog and a spooky Alan Partridge voice that scares the bejabbers out of you. Do we have any other users with seemingly haunted Trillian/MSN/ICQ/AIM/IRC? Maybe someone needs to have a quiet word in E.T's ear about being more considerate when downloading his email and p0rn. Or at the very least to stop experimenting with earthly computer systems.