the worst thing about warwickshire is without a doubt, warwick mop. this monstrous carbuncle will be erupting over warwick town centre on the 13th, 14th, 20th and 21st of october. there will be untrained staff manning dangerous rides and un hygenic food stalls. the town centre will be inaccessable from 4pm on the thursday before it starts, making the town unsafe due to lack of access to emergency services. every year the fire brigade send an engine through to make sure they are behaving, usually takes about an hour and lots of swearing to get it through.
every year there are people claiming to be collecting for charity. but without i.d. or even regd. charity numbers...
every year untaxed vehicles belch 'washed' diesel exhaust fumes over the town for days on end.
rubbish is strewn everywhere. oil is poured down drains.
anyone running a shop in the town centre may as well give up and close for the weekend as there is no where for staff or customers to park and no way for deliveries or collections to get anywhere near the shops.
best thing about warwick is the day the mop leaves....
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